Works by Uberis
The Grazer
You know what sucks? Walking.
Luckily The World has a solution for that. This baby might cost as much as a car, but it will carry you everywhere, even up the stairs. Other perks include preprogrammed functions for doing the robot and remote gamepad support to play real-life super mario.
The result of an impromptu Patron poll, naughtier version over there.
The Replacer
Originally a USE product meant to make cotrolling slaves a trivial undertaking, the REPLACER has been banned from sale in the The World. The device was too effective, as such it did violate The Treaty governing tech proliferation and mind control devices. Only a few, trusted individuals possessing high-level slave licenses are allowed to keep and operate REPLACERs. Other devices have been repossessed by the RD slave authority.
The Bracer
Would you put your finger in there?
The Pacer
If you ever have been a regular visitor at a gym for a prolonged time, you’d probably have noticed that january is by far the most crowded month. Seems like everyone has promised themselves to turn over a new leaf, to be a better, healthier person. Come february, at least half of the new faces are gone and in march there are cobwebs all over the spinning machines.
I could suggest several very effective methods to make people stick to their health regimens, but no one ever asks.
The Racer
I’m actually an authorized RACER reseller. Group discounts offered, inquire below. Might I also tempt you with The Pacer?
The Gater
While The World still strictly enforces the embargo on sufficiently advanced technology, USE has been able to secure manufacturing rights for the Gater collar.
There are complaints among the old guard that the product may act as a crutch for inexperienced slave owners and that true obedience should be instilled by manual labor, open palms and the sweat of your slaves’ brow. Others instead embrace this novel technology as just another tool and a welcome addition to their girlkeeping arsenal.
The Debaser
There has been some debate in The World regarding the Debaser ACU. Some argue that the drone makes any conflict less lethal and that it may save countless lives if it’s allowed to be indiscriminately employed. Others argue that it’s a tool of terror and that weaponized humiliation and enslavement is an affront to human dignity. Most parties agree that it’s pretty hot either way.
The Mule
So um, uh, I said yesterday that I was gonna be a dude-drawer from now on. Thing is, I actually like drawing girls even more than drawing boys so why should I expand on my horizons when I can instead keep doing what I have always done? That is a valuable life lesson learned: it’s better to stick with what you are good at and never try anything new ever. Actually, just never try anything, embrace oblivion.
This is the MULE, it is a very convenient thing to bring with you when you pillage all the kingdoms in the more loot-friendly dimensions of The World. I could think of other uses too. One word: groceries.
The Tank
I asked my patrons which sketch I ought to finish up since I have quite a backlog. They chose this one, the TANK. Once I played a game, and I died. With a few of these babies I wouldn’t have to.
The TANK is used by wizards in The World, mostly when they go to other dimensions to pick a fight. It’s a very handy thing to have around, especially if you have specced into a glass-cannon build.
Process
More World info, this time with pictures! I know you like pictures. Pictures of girls.
Mad Science
Just a story set in The World.
Medical technology has progressed quite a bit further there than we have in ours. The major players do allow certain technological advances as long as they are not too powerful and/or prolific. Crazy scientists rejoice, even sane ones are positive.
After Bimbo
Okay so let’s say that you got caught in a mission as a cool agent. Now normally there would be no coming back for that. However, nowadays the Einherjar Defence Pact have been improving their rehabilitation techniques enough to let agents have a life after their experience. They had to, or they would run out too quickly.
Still you may turn some heads walking around outside afterwards, even in a place such as The World.